New Memewaukee! Win ALL the Games

There aren't many reasons for a positive superlative in these parts (Freeze ALL the Days? Recall ALL the Politicians?), but here's an X all the Y the whole country can enjoy!

The "Suh Stomp" Gets Animated

Taiwan's Next Media Animation delights in covering American scandals and scallywags—Tiger Woods, Joe Paterno, Michele Bachmann... and now, Ndamukong Suh.



The Detroit Lions defensive tackle received a two-game suspension for the Thanksgiving Stomp. Did anyone else find his apology a bit, lackluster?

New Memewaukee! Pepper Spray Cop Meets Ryan Braun

Congratulations to Ryan Braun on being named the National League's Most Valuable Player! Too bad Casually Pepper Spray Everything Cop had to go and ruin everything.

Kohl's Parodies Rebecca Black

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Wisconsin Is Open for Beer

Minnesota's two-week-old state government shutdown got real yesterday when MillerCoors was ordered to stop selling beer because of expired licenses.

Can you imagine the mayhem if that happened here? It’d make the Riverwest mobs look like playtime.

Still, as neighbors, I feel that Wisconsin is obliged to help our beer-besieged brothers to the west. We just have to tweak our message a bit: